Let me preface this by saying I spend way too much time with Fantasy Baseball. I’m “managing” four teams this year. Heck, might as well be a full-time gig.
The bright side of this is that I am often inundated with trade offers which prompt the response “ain’t no fucking way I’m trading you _____.” The blank there represents the name of guy that there is no chance I will be trading.
This little gem came to me today:
To: Clubhouse Beers (LUCH) – Kevin Luchansky
From: H** s****** (WTF) – R** R*****
LUCH trades Carlos Gonzalez, Col OF to sterdam
WTF trades Lance Berkman, StL 1B to Beers
Sure, let me just send you over my 5 tool, do-everything keeper (who happens to play in the best hitters park in the game) for the aging grandfather that is Lance Berkman. Ain’t no way!