There is an awful trend that I am developing, and it occurs when the available balance in my bank account is nearest to $0.00.
I gamble. I often lose. Alas, I am broker than I was before.
But, I fear not, as I have yet to reach the stage of brokest. Brokest is a scary place I never, ever want to visit. Brokest involves packing up my apartment and moving home with Mom and Dad – something they, nor I, will ever be ready for. Brokest is like rock bottom, but rockier and more bottom-like. I don’t know. Shut-up.
Anyway, here are today’s picks that I won’t preface by saying I am not all that confident in them. Bolded text denotes choice. All text denotes sarcasm.
Nationals (+1.5) at Giants
White Sox (-1.5) at Blue Jays
Rays (-1.5) at Mariners